- There’s a cocktail umbrella in his water dish.
This is often accompanied by a string of Christmas lights and a sign which reads, “it’s five-o-clock-somewhere” - He starts bringing you travel brochures instead of dead birds.
Hey, at least they smell better! - He side-eyes you.
This is accompanied by a particularly judgmental smirk which telegraphs, “This world you’ve provided for me is very small, Karen!” - He dresses himself in authentic Argentinian garb…
…or in any of the other nonsense costumes you’ve picked up for him over the years. - YOU have to wake HIM in the mornings for breakfast.
Now you know it’s getting serious!
